Leaked new letter is already on jts way by carrier pigeon:

Dear Jonas,

The fact that Minneapolis—city of crooks—has been nominated for a peace prize is an outright insult. I won’t stand by while your nation glorifies a hub of corruption and crime.

I, the only leader who has ever stopped eight wars, now demand that the United States take total command of the entire Arctic, that the UN be dissolved, and that every flag on Greenland be replaced with my own. Denmark’s stupid claim is a joke; the world belongs to those who have the will to seize it.

My record speaks for itself: no one has ever delivered more for peace, security, and American greatness than I have. If you refuse to act, I will unleash a wave of decisive force that will be greater than anything you have ever seen. Believe me.

President DJT

So people paid Google 60 bucks to buy a wiretap for their house, now for evesdropping they get 10 back. These lawsuits in the US are nonsense

This is the way

Oh oh, sorry. Ich bin mir sicher eure Bäume sind trotz der Implikation besser ausgebildet als die beschriebenen Menschen im Artikel

me_irl not going to the bad WC

Es gibt ja immer noch die hoffnung, dass jemand einen selfie auf tripadvisor (wieder ne US firma) gestellt hat bei dem man im hintergrund auf die karte zoomen kann

Baumschule Abschluss 2026

noch schlimmer wenn das restaurant nebenan die karte nur auf meta online stellt. ich würd ja gern direkt bestellen, oder einfach nur wissen ob ihr offen habt

Wir brauchen den Terror, sonst lässt uns am Ende keiner eure SMS mitlesen.

Ich mach auch gerne mal Heissluft, 0 Grad

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This.

After bouncing around a few distros, fedora was the one to make sleep mode work on my laptop

I didn’t know there were good distilleries on the continent. NL and DE are practically local for me, so I’ll have to give both a try. Cheers for the recommendations.

In my 20s it was Jameson for mixing and if I wanted to go fancy a Red or Yellow Breast.

These days I don’t have much alcohol around anymore, but spirit of choice has become a nice Cognac.

Ich warte seit September auf eine Antwort vom Patentamt. Ist aktuell ein absoluter Witz

Asahi Remix for VisionPro coming when?

Just make it an Irish Whiskey, or Canadian… just from anywhere other than the US.