Ah yes, Google the benevolent gatekeeper to my user interest metrics, surely not to sell them to anyone who is willing to pay the smallest pittance upon mere request.

Ah yes, computer programming, the leader in biological sciences.

It was not on my bingo card today to witness someone attempt to ascribe legitimacy to intelligent design through application of computer programming concepts but here we are.

Probably stems from the altright concept that universities are indoctrination centers designed to homogenize entire generations to liberal thought.

Oh I am aware, but the claim they are reporting on is pretty staggering.

It’s the trade school they send all the drones through after they hatch

Somewhat akin to the e-libertarians who are convinced they will assume the role of dominant survivor slash ruling class once the pesky government collapses and gets out of their way. As if their inability to attain success in the current socioeconomic climate had anything to do with outside forces limiting their potential. The rolling of my eyes is intense enough to attain gravitational coefficient.

Realistically this is a hyperbolic liar completely disconnected from reality spewing said hyperbolic lies into the public sphere, unfortunately to a somehow still receptive audience.

The assumption that they will be the boot finally despite achieving nothing so far is hilarious and telling.

The promptfans are here and so is my crippling need to shit

“We like to think this hard work is exactly what makes Urbit special. Consider yourself warned.”

Yep, this incompetence disguised as intentional obfuscation shit again. Ay, caramba.

A girl?! Quickly, take your red pills everyone, and invoke the names of the benefactors!

I need to procure a cane, engrave Would You Kindly into it, and then use it to whip the ass.

Edit: operate it, one might say.