I don’t have anything to say that the title doesn’t already. Consider my gast to be flabbered, my gob to be smacked. I hate this timeline.
gerikson ( @gerikson@awful.systems ) English12•11 months agoElektrek is a notorious pro-Tesla website.
Oh I am aware, but the claim they are reporting on is pretty staggering.
maol ( @maol@awful.systems ) English11•11 months agoSo the cars are running people over and drifting between lanes on purpose? I suppose if I woke up and realised I was a Tesla car, I’d develop homicidal impulses too.
Cipher ( @Cipher@beehaw.org ) English10•11 months agoWell the good news is Musk said it, so you can be confident it’s a half truth at best.
Realistically, this is a half witted attempt at marketing
Realistically this is a hyperbolic liar completely disconnected from reality spewing said hyperbolic lies into the public sphere, unfortunately to a somehow still receptive audience.
swlabr ( @swlabr@awful.systems ) English9•11 months agoA monk asked Jōshū, “Has a Tesla AGI-aspects or not?” Jōshū answered, “Mu(sk)”
self ( @self@awful.systems ) English9•11 months agohey I didn’t expect this to have to be a warning, but to the folks in the cheap seats: telling a TechTakes poster to not have takes on tech is both annoying as fuck and a fast way to catch a ban
Evinceo ( @Evinceo@awful.systems ) English9•11 months agoMost realistic Musk sales pitch.
David Gerard ( @dgerard@awful.systems ) English11•11 months ago“Teslas have a mind as good as my own!”
AcausalRobotGod ( @AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems ) English8•11 months ago“How can I run over more children and catch fire?” is the AGI’s sole thought.
bloopernova ( @bloopernova@programming.dev ) English7•11 months ago“elon says”
Let me stop you right there, hoss. You can’t believe a single thing from that chodelet. He’s just trying to stay
in the news.relevant self ( @self@awful.systems ) English8•11 months agowhy would you try and stop anyone from dunking on musk?
bloopernova ( @bloopernova@programming.dev ) English7•11 months agoI’m not, I didn’t realize it sounded like I was defending the chodelet. I’ve edited the comment.
froztbyte ( @froztbyte@awful.systems ) English6•11 months agoThat’s why we are tracking the effort really closely and see if there’s any chance Tesla can make Musk’s prediction true with just a few months left in the year.
that ark from SG: Ark Of Truth? I don’t think I’d hesitate using it. I realize they all got swindled, but it still blows my mind that there are people out there even halfway believing this shit (in every form of the lie)
raktheundead ( @raktheundead@fedia.io ) 6•11 months agoWhat, have they learnt how to knock down children intentionally, instead of just because of gross negligence?
exohuman ( @exohuman@programming.dev ) English3•11 months agoJeez, the lies come strong and easy to tell with this one.