It’s obviously the fault of the shop workers and the customers! Raise prices and slash wages immediately! /s

Fuck all those right-wing bastards and everyone who panders to their fake concern

Hey, Peter, man! Check out Channel 9! Check out this chick!

Korben Dallas - the man just wants to romantically live out the rest of his life with the ultimate weapon, without people sticking guns and microphones in his face. I can relate.

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Because it’s class warfare and badgers are on the side of the working class 🦡✊

Jokes on them, I grew up playing “Frontier: Elite II” on an stock Amiga 500. My reactions peak at 0.6FPS! 🎖️

Putting a layer just inside your nostrils to catch pollen and help with hayfever

I initially thought this was a cat-related meme for some reason

Praise the prophets! A new toilet has been revealed unto me!

Not meant to be impressed, just distracted

Perhaps the Met Police Commissioner should write a strongly worded letter to Farage then? Or does he reserve that action for left-wing parties only?

I didn’t know the Church of England was this based

A genuinely interesting read, and well written

The entrant from any new country must do Carpool Karaoke with James Corden. Can’t think of anything more cringe right now

In retaliation I now post notice that from today Sony does not own the money I transfer to them in exchange for goods or services. They have a limited, time bound, non-exclusive license to those funds which may be revoked by me at any time. By accepting my money, Sony also agrees to mandatory arbitration overseen by my 10 year old cat.

Time to start putting some execs in prison for a very long time

The U.S. military has now confirmed the acceptance of at least six F-35 Joint Strike Fighters for the U.S. Marine Corps without radars. This is due to issues tied to the development of the new AN/APG-85 radar, the first production lot of which is scheduled to be delivered in 2028. The prospect of radarless F-35s had first emerged publicly back in February. The AN/APG-85 is a critical component of the larger Block 4 upgrade package for all variants of the F-35, an effort that has been mired in cost growth and delays.

If some results couldn’t be trusted then no results could be trusted

Ofwat riding in at the last minute to save CEO bonuses, hurrah! Everyone rejoiced.

I note that this synopsis conveniently forgets the punitive treatment of disabled people by cutting disability benefits and support, the erosion of trans rights, imprisonment of grandmothers for peacefully protesting an active genocide and selling arms to a country engaged in genocide. So left wing. Radical. Wow.