I’d rather listen to fireworks a couple or three days a year than the incessant, random barking of all the fucking dogs around us. Not to mention clearing up the cat shit on the front grass every few days. Fucking hate your pets. They’re noisy and dirty and I have to stand in the cold clearing up after them.

Olivia Colman. Everything she’s in is better for having her. She even made car insurance ads good back in the day as the lovely Bev. Loads of successes, but she still seems to have that air of fragility about her, that it could all come crashing down at any moment…

You absolute tw#t!

I bloody knew it. Well f#ck you. It’s my birthday in October and you can bet your neighbourly arse I’ll only be inviting the other half of the street to the local. I’m sure they’ll all come and we’ll have a much better time than you all did.

Apart from the dicks at number 5 obviously. But f#ck them and their 4 cars. Parking all up the road and keeping their drive empty so it’s easier to put their bin out a day early.

Dicks.

/s

I think the EU would need some sort of ‘Brenter’ poll first, to see if the spoilt brat of the family would be welcomed back, what with all our needy requirements about keeping our own currency etc. I can’t see it personally for a long time as there’s still that resistance to change things that are viewed as ‘ours’ and changing them to something viewed as ‘theirs’. We never really fully committed to it the first time. Hopefully we’ll see the need to join the ‘middle powers’ in some kind of alliance though.