What if you have no hair?

Sincerely, A bald guy

I’m in this meme and I don’t like it.

Only an hour or two a day. Im just starting out but I’ve only managed to win two runs, both with the green deck. It’s so frustrating! But I’ll keep trying.

No, they don’t.

And the vagina! And MASTURBATION!

🖕

oof

Lies! #tomatohate

Had a really bad feeling, so I bailed on a new year’s Eve party right before a huge contingent of cops showed up to bust it. 100+ people got nailed after I was walking down the block watching 8 cop cars en route to the venue.

Where can I get this‽ I love it.

This is an amazingly thoughtful response and reminds me why I chose the Fediverse as my go-to. Thank you.