Lies! #tomatohate
Had a really bad feeling, so I bailed on a new year’s Eve party right before a huge contingent of cops showed up to bust it. 100+ people got nailed after I was walking down the block watching 8 cop cars en route to the venue.
Where can I get this‽ I love it.
This is an amazingly thoughtful response and reminds me why I chose the Fediverse as my go-to. Thank you.
And the vagina! And MASTURBATION!