- Do not let Mom ever have brain surgery.
- Make grandma see a different doctor. The current one is clueless.
- Bust Dad for smoking in secret and force him to stop. You know how it can be done.
- Idea of Mom and Dad getting a divorce is a scary one, but it probably would make their and your life a lot better.
- Start jogging daily. You’ll never like it, but you need to do it to.
- Ask her out when you’re 15. She likes you too.
- Start taking guitar and piano lessons. Turns out you have musical talent, you just haven’t realized it yet.
- No, I won’t tell you how to get rich. You’d fuck your life up royally with unlimited money.