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arrow-up1329external-linkAmazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their Systemwww.theonion.com seahorse [Ohio] ( @seahorse@midwest.social ) M The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 11 months ago message-square11fedilink
minus-square phorq ( @phorq@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilinkEnglish70•11 months agoThat took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion…
minus-square Zaphod ( @Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de ) linkfedilinkEnglish4•11 months agoWhat’s a “dystopian amount of time”?
minus-square phorq ( @phorq@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilinkEnglish10•11 months agoAn amount of time that would only be expected if you’re living in a dystopia.
minus-square XTornado ( @XTornado@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilinkEnglish2•edit-211 months agoIdk if I were living a dystopia I would quickly assume is true because is a dystopia. The issue is now that are in-between.
minus-square java ( @java@beehaw.org ) linkfedilinkEnglish2•11 months agoSame. This is what makes this one brilliant.
minus-square Scary le Poo ( @Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org ) linkfedilinkEnglish1•11 months agoHonestly, same.
That took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion…
What’s a “dystopian amount of time”?
An amount of time that would only be expected if you’re living in a dystopia.
Idk if I were living a dystopia I would quickly assume is true because is a dystopia. The issue is now that are in-between.
Same. This is what makes this one brilliant.
Honestly, same.