- phorq ( @phorq@lemmy.ml ) English70•10 months ago
That took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion…
- Zaphod ( @Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de ) English4•10 months ago
What’s a “dystopian amount of time”?
- phorq ( @phorq@lemmy.ml ) English10•10 months ago
An amount of time that would only be expected if you’re living in a dystopia.
- XTornado ( @XTornado@lemmy.ml ) English2•10 months ago
Idk if I were living a dystopia I would quickly assume is true because is a dystopia. The issue is now that are in-between.
- java ( @java@beehaw.org ) English2•10 months ago
Same. This is what makes this one brilliant.
- Scary le Poo ( @Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org ) English1•10 months ago
Honestly, same.
- Blackout ( @Blackout@kbin.social ) 22•10 months ago
I wonder where he got that money to buy that food too. Probably from the pockets of a poor billionaire 😢
- don ( @don@lemm.ee ) English18•10 months ago
That’s what they get for showing up to work all fed and shit. Bet they’re the types of people who try to eat during working hours. Scum.
- sadreality ( @sadreality@kbin.social ) 11•10 months ago
Food was purchased outside of the company store
- Queen HawlSera ( @HawlSera@lemm.ee ) English3•10 months ago
Given that this is the same company that makes people pee in bottles and keeps them after hours without pay… yeah not big surprise… actually it is a big surprise… given that this is just satire
- ipkpjersi ( @ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml ) English3•10 months ago
This isn’t too far from reality, it seems.