You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?

mayflower ( @mayflower@lemmy.ml )

Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 11 months ago

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You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?

mayflower ( @mayflower@lemmy.ml )

Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 11 months ago

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I’m shitting in the shower.
- June ( @June@lemm.ee )
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  I’m shitting inside my vanity but also have the vanity inside me so I’m pretty sure I’m dead.
  
  10 minutes ago I’d have been rolling on the freeway at 69mph. So dead either way I guess.

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