MONTGOMERY, AL—In a case aimed at preserving what plaintiffs described as the sanctity of reheatable Tex-Mex fare, Alabama’s Supreme Court issued a ruling Tuesday in which it asserted that frozen burritos are children. “With this decision, the court finds that frozen burritos—be they beef, bean and cheese, chicken, or…
Took me way too long to realize that headline was from The Onion.
That’s fucking concerning. I almost fell for it too. A feel years ago it would clearly be a joke and now it’s like we’re laughing in pain.
I started thinking if chicken eggs were in a burrito. It’s an embryo! Illegal!