FaceDeer ( @FaceDeer@kbin.social ) 37•4 months agoTook me way too long to realize that headline was from The Onion.
/home/pineapplelover ( @pineapplelover@lemm.ee ) English16•4 months agoThat’s fucking concerning. I almost fell for it too. A feel years ago it would clearly be a joke and now it’s like we’re laughing in pain.
Igloojoe ( @Igloojoe@lemm.ee ) English3•4 months agoI started thinking if chicken eggs were in a burrito. It’s an embryo! Illegal!
WarmSoda ( @WarmSoda@lemm.ee ) English28•4 months agoMakes sense.
After you eat a couple you gotta drop the kids off at the pool. jet ( @jet@hackertalks.com ) English24•4 months agoLife begins at the tortilla stage
Don’t be ridiculous. A tortilla only has the potential to become a burrito. It doesn’t even have any fillings.
jet ( @jet@hackertalks.com ) English8•4 months agoMinimum viable burrito? Tortilla plus sour cream?
zabadoh ( @zabadoh@ani.social ) English8•4 months agoAlabama women have to cross state lines to get rid of their frozen burritos
This does not apply to men of course, because they don’t carry frozen burritos.
Supreme Court: This is not sexist at all.
Malgas ( @Malgas@beehaw.org ) English2•4 months agoThe law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.
–Anatole France
rgb3x3 ( @rgb3x3@beehaw.org ) English9•4 months agoFeels like The Onion is on their game today, between this and the Trump $399 furry tail.
rynzcycle ( @rynzcycle@kbin.social ) 6•4 months agoGet in my belly…
Elise ( @xilliah@beehaw.org ) English5•4 months agoMy country has no sourcream. We need a revolution.