ElCanut ( @ElCanut@jlai.lu ) to Technology · 2 years agoGreat question Michaeljlai.luimagemessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up1846
arrow-up1846imageGreat question Michaeljlai.lu ElCanut ( @ElCanut@jlai.lu ) to Technology · 2 years agomessage-square37linkfedilink
minus-square Chahk ( @chahk@beehaw.org ) linkfedilinkarrow-up76·2 years agoYou mean Cortana which was a rebrand of Clippy.
minus-square IWantToFuckSpez ( @IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social ) linkfedilinkarrow-up36·2 years agoMarketing people at MS: What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s that assistant from Halo, it’s like Clippy but with boobs.
minus-square Kit Sorens ( @GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 years agoClippy never had a voice and tbh the one that comes to mind for him is not very easy on the ears. Like downpitched spongebob.
minus-square intensely_human ( @intensely_human@lemm.ee ) Bannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoClippy’s voice is the shrieks of bending metal, but on too small a scale to be heard by human ears.
minus-square Deceptichum ( @Deceptichum@kbin.social ) linkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 years agoI wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.
minus-square intensely_human ( @intensely_human@lemm.ee ) Bannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoBest I can do is your chest with boobs
minus-square Exocrinous ( @exocrinous@lemm.ee ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoFun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword
minus-square intensely_human ( @intensely_human@lemm.ee ) Bannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoWhat’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?
minus-square Restaldt ( @Restaldt@lemm.ee ) linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoSome dude named Autumn’s dick
minus-square intensely_human ( @intensely_human@lemm.ee ) Bannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoCopy that, Pho Hammer
minus-square Holzkohlen ( @Holzkohlen@feddit.de ) linkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoIt’s Foe-hammer. Named after some bearded weirdo’s elven sword.
minus-square intensely_human ( @intensely_human@lemm.ee ) Bannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoCortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games
minus-square Skull giver ( @skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl ) linkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-22 years agodeleted by creator
minus-square Bene7rddso ( @Bene7rddso@feddit.de ) linkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoYou could change the dog to Merlin the wizard, Clippy or a couple others
You mean Cortana which was a rebrand of Clippy.
Marketing people at MS:
What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s that assistant from Halo, it’s like Clippy but with boobs.
Clippy never had a voice and tbh the one that comes to mind for him is not very easy on the ears. Like downpitched spongebob.
Clippy’s voice is the shrieks of bending metal, but on too small a scale to be heard by human ears.
I wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.
Best I can do is your chest with boobs
it’s worth it
Fun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword
What’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?
Some dude named Autumn’s dick
Copy that, Pho Hammer
It’s Foe-hammer. Named after some bearded weirdo’s elven sword.
Cortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games
deleted by creator
You could change the dog to Merlin the wizard, Clippy or a couple others