Great question Michaeljlai.luimage ElCanut ( @ElCanut@jlai.lu ) Technology • 11 months ago message-square37fedilinkarrow-up1846
arrow-up1846imageGreat question Michaeljlai.lu ElCanut ( @ElCanut@jlai.lu ) Technology • 11 months ago message-square37fedilink
minus-square Chahk ( @chahk@beehaw.org ) linkfedilink76•11 months agoYou mean Cortana which was a rebrand of Clippy.
minus-square IWantToFuckSpez ( @IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social ) linkfedilink36•edit-211 months agoMarketing people at MS: What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s that assistant from Halo, it’s like Clippy but with boobs.
minus-square Kit Sorens ( @GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) linkfedilinkEnglish18•11 months agoClippy never had a voice and tbh the one that comes to mind for him is not very easy on the ears. Like downpitched spongebob.
minus-square intensely_human ( @intensely_human@lemm.ee ) linkfedilink9•11 months agoClippy’s voice is the shrieks of bending metal, but on too small a scale to be heard by human ears.
minus-square Deceptichum ( @Deceptichum@kbin.social ) linkfedilink13•11 months agoI wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.
minus-square intensely_human ( @intensely_human@lemm.ee ) linkfedilink9•11 months agoBest I can do is your chest with boobs
minus-square Exocrinous ( @exocrinous@lemm.ee ) linkfedilinkEnglish4•11 months agoFun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword
minus-square intensely_human ( @intensely_human@lemm.ee ) linkfedilink3•11 months agoWhat’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?
minus-square Restaldt ( @Restaldt@lemm.ee ) linkfedilinkEnglish4•11 months agoSome dude named Autumn’s dick
minus-square intensely_human ( @intensely_human@lemm.ee ) linkfedilink3•11 months agoCopy that, Pho Hammer
minus-square Holzkohlen ( @Holzkohlen@feddit.de ) linkfedilink1•11 months agoIt’s Foe-hammer. Named after some bearded weirdo’s elven sword.
minus-square intensely_human ( @intensely_human@lemm.ee ) linkfedilink3•11 months agoCortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games
You mean Cortana which was a rebrand of Clippy.
Marketing people at MS:
What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s that assistant from Halo, it’s like Clippy but with boobs.
Clippy never had a voice and tbh the one that comes to mind for him is not very easy on the ears. Like downpitched spongebob.
Clippy’s voice is the shrieks of bending metal, but on too small a scale to be heard by human ears.
I wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.
Best I can do is your chest with boobs
it’s worth it
Fun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword
What’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?
Some dude named Autumn’s dick
Copy that, Pho Hammer
It’s Foe-hammer. Named after some bearded weirdo’s elven sword.
Cortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games