- onion ( @onion@feddit.de ) 56•4 months ago
Just ask Copilot
- Chahk ( @chahk@beehaw.org ) 76•4 months ago
You mean Cortana which was a rebrand of Clippy.
- IWantToFuckSpez ( @IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social ) 36•4 months ago
Marketing people at MS:
What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s that assistant from Halo, it’s like Clippy but with boobs.- Kit Sorens ( @GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English18•4 months ago
Clippy never had a voice and tbh the one that comes to mind for him is not very easy on the ears. Like downpitched spongebob.
- intensely_human ( @intensely_human@lemm.ee ) 9•4 months ago
Clippy’s voice is the shrieks of bending metal, but on too small a scale to be heard by human ears.
- Deceptichum ( @Deceptichum@kbin.social ) 13•4 months ago
I wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.
- intensely_human ( @intensely_human@lemm.ee ) 9•4 months ago
Best I can do is your chest with boobs
- Kaity ( @Kyatto@leminal.space ) English4•4 months ago
it’s worth it
- aard ( @aard@kyu.de ) 6•4 months ago
- Exocrinous ( @exocrinous@lemm.ee ) English4•4 months ago
Fun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword
- intensely_human ( @intensely_human@lemm.ee ) 3•4 months ago
What’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?
- Restaldt ( @Restaldt@lemm.ee ) English4•4 months ago
Some dude named Autumn’s dick
- intensely_human ( @intensely_human@lemm.ee ) 3•4 months ago
Copy that, Pho Hammer
- Holzkohlen ( @Holzkohlen@feddit.de ) 1•4 months ago
It’s Foe-hammer. Named after some bearded weirdo’s elven sword.
- intensely_human ( @intensely_human@lemm.ee ) 3•4 months ago
Cortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games
- maniacalmanicmania ( @maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone ) English54•4 months ago
What a time to be alive.
- deadbeef79000 ( @deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ) 35•4 months ago
Seems like they’ve “over hired” in marketing.
- phorq ( @phorq@lemmy.ml ) Español23•4 months ago
As a Google Workspace user, I recommend going off the grid somewhere streetview can’t find you…
- wise_pancake ( @wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ) 17•4 months ago
Why does Google charge more to enterprise users and why do they bother to pay for that?
- Ephera ( @Ephera@lemmy.ml ) English37•4 months ago
Enterprises usually need/want additional features, customizations or guarantees, like for example:
- integration of a Single Sign-On system
- on-premise hosting
- Service-Level Agreement for the availability of the service
- exu ( @exu@feditown.com ) English7•4 months ago
A good place to leave this:
- smeg ( @smeg@feddit.uk ) English28•4 months ago
Businesses pay for software with support
- termus ( @termus@beehaw.org ) English20•4 months ago
What the fuck does Google know about support? They’ve never supported anything.
- smeg ( @smeg@feddit.uk ) English11•4 months ago
Not the stuff us plebs use for free, businesses tend to have support contracts
- erwan ( @erwan@lemmy.ml ) 3•4 months ago
Enterprise can afford more than individuals and all businesses always find a way to make enterprise customers pay more.
For example when you buy a plane ticket, it’s much cheaper if you have a weekend between your onward and outward trip. Because business travelers will travel during the week.
- sanzky ( @sanzky@beehaw.org ) 1•4 months ago
this is incredible common. in software offerings, an enterprise account per user can be twice or more the price of an “individual one”. eg. an individual intelliJ license is 200€ for the first year and 600€ for the enterprise one