They also give away branded needles so you can give yourself an SQL injection.
They should have a rocks glass with a query on it
SELECT * FROM liquor_cabinet WHERE proof >= 120
The DBA at my old job used to keep a revolver with one bullet, and a bottle of evan williams in his cabinet. There would come many a time when he reaches for the drawer and opens it, seeing both. He always opted for the whiskey, but having seen some of our PRs, there were definitely times he lingered on the revolver.
This is a joke, btw. When’s the last time you’ve seen a dedicated DBA lol
Can we DROP the joke about DBs already?
Seriously though, MySQL is garbage and its replication is even worse. It is by design that you’re not supposed to rely on it. It’s apparently a feature that the replication gets out of sync. Why have it then?
I can’t wait until I no longer have to deal with databases. The time is coming!
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Tax data is stored in a database.
Birth and death data are stored in a database.
I see a pattern here.
If you are not born, and if you don’t die, you won’t get dumped.
Well damn.
Bartender, I’ll have a shot of that. And please clear my
TABLE, I’d rather have a niceVIEW.Can I get an Oracle version?
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This is an Oracle version
