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minus-square unexposedhazard ( @unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ) linkfedilink98•8 months agoThats gotta be the worst one i have seen so far wow. Whats the opposite of a punchline?
minus-square verdigris ( @verdigris@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilink46•8 months agoIt’s an anti-joke. I love it.
minus-square barsoap ( @barsoap@lemm.ee ) linkfedilink9•8 months agoTwo go through a tunnel. Says the third to the fourth: You, I think we’re five. Says the sixth: I don’t get it.
minus-square ComradeSharkfucker ( @sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilink27•8 months agoCyanide smells (and maybe tastes?) like almonds. For people aware of this there is a subversion of expectation. It isn’t particularly good joke but taken satirically it’s alright.
minus-square Laura ( @urfavlaura@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilink4•8 months agoI have tasted it it smells like it but it tastes like lye without the sodium taste
minus-square Python ( @python@programming.dev ) linkfedilink4•8 months agobut what does lye taste like?
minus-square summerof69 ( @summerof69@lemm.ee ) linkfedilink3•8 months agoWhat’s the purpose of the grenade then? He poisoned her, then blew up with a grenade. Why?
minus-square Alice ( @Alice@beehaw.org ) linkfedilink3•8 months agoIt’s supposed to be a one-two punch. You’re expecting him to kill her with cyanide, but it turns out you were mistaken! Then he kills her anyway This kind of joke can totally work in a well-paced comedy, but not a two sentence horror. It’s a stretch to do it in two sentences.
minus-square ProgrammingSocks ( @ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social ) linkfedilink20•8 months agoIt’s called an anti-joke and I found it funny. It was obviously set up that way by the poster.
minus-square unexposedhazard ( @unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ) linkfedilink3•8 months agoNah turns out its actually a very smart joke, see Blue_Morpho’s reply and my follow up.
minus-square verdare [he/him] ( @verdare@beehaw.org ) linkfedilink3•8 months agoI genuinely thought it was hilarious. The first sentence is the setup, while the second delivers a misdirection and finishes on an absurd conclusion.
Thats gotta be the worst one i have seen so far wow. Whats the opposite of a punchline?
It’s an anti-joke. I love it.
Two go through a tunnel. Says the third to the fourth: You, I think we’re five. Says the sixth: I don’t get it.
Cyanide smells (and maybe tastes?) like almonds. For people aware of this there is a subversion of expectation. It isn’t particularly good joke but taken satirically it’s alright.
I have tasted it
it smells like it but it tastes like lye without the sodium taste
but what does lye taste like?
What’s the purpose of the grenade then? He poisoned her, then blew up with a grenade. Why?
It’s supposed to be a one-two punch. You’re expecting him to kill her with cyanide, but it turns out you were mistaken! Then he kills her anyway
This kind of joke can totally work in a well-paced comedy, but not a two sentence horror. It’s a stretch to do it in two sentences.
It’s called an anti-joke and I found it funny. It was obviously set up that way by the poster.
Nah turns out its actually a very smart joke, see Blue_Morpho’s reply and my follow up.
hugpoint?
naw this is gold
I genuinely thought it was hilarious. The first sentence is the setup, while the second delivers a misdirection and finishes on an absurd conclusion.