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minus-square ComradeSharkfucker ( @sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilink27•8 months agoCyanide smells (and maybe tastes?) like almonds. For people aware of this there is a subversion of expectation. It isn’t particularly good joke but taken satirically it’s alright.
minus-square Laura ( @urfavlaura@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilink4•8 months agoI have tasted it it smells like it but it tastes like lye without the sodium taste
minus-square Python ( @python@programming.dev ) linkfedilink4•8 months agobut what does lye taste like?
minus-square summerof69 ( @summerof69@lemm.ee ) linkfedilink3•8 months agoWhat’s the purpose of the grenade then? He poisoned her, then blew up with a grenade. Why?
minus-square Alice ( @Alice@beehaw.org ) linkfedilink3•8 months agoIt’s supposed to be a one-two punch. You’re expecting him to kill her with cyanide, but it turns out you were mistaken! Then he kills her anyway This kind of joke can totally work in a well-paced comedy, but not a two sentence horror. It’s a stretch to do it in two sentences.
Cyanide smells (and maybe tastes?) like almonds. For people aware of this there is a subversion of expectation. It isn’t particularly good joke but taken satirically it’s alright.
I have tasted it
it smells like it but it tastes like lye without the sodium taste
but what does lye taste like?
What’s the purpose of the grenade then? He poisoned her, then blew up with a grenade. Why?
It’s supposed to be a one-two punch. You’re expecting him to kill her with cyanide, but it turns out you were mistaken! Then he kills her anyway
This kind of joke can totally work in a well-paced comedy, but not a two sentence horror. It’s a stretch to do it in two sentences.