Just start bulldozing them and only talk about DIY home projects. “OMG you should see our new deck. Steve wants to stain it but I really like the bare look.”
My mischievous side wants to do only one word answers, but my rational side knows they’d probably know how to twist it to fit their narrative
Q: What originally got you into DIY
A: Dave
Q: Dave?
A: Yes
Q: Who’s Dave?
A: Nobody
Q: Would you please elavorate?
A: No
…
Q: So have you stopped grooming kids?
A: No… Yes! FUCK!
Just start bulldozing them and only talk about DIY home projects. “OMG you should see our new deck. Steve wants to stain it but I really like the bare look.”
My mischievous side wants to do only one word answers, but my rational side knows they’d probably know how to twist it to fit their narrative
Q: What originally got you into DIY
A: Dave
Q: Dave?
A: Yes
Q: Who’s Dave?
A: Nobody
Q: Would you please elavorate?
A: No
…
Q: So have you stopped grooming kids?
A: No… Yes! FUCK!
Omg you know dave!? Can I get his autograph?
my ass would be so passive aggressive about it’s not even funny. I would completely derail it and talk about entirely irrelevant shit.
“DIY HRT? Yeah no i think linux is a pretty conceptually good system, has a couple issues, but such is life i suppose.”
Or i would just say nothing, and stand there.