• My mischievous side wants to do only one word answers, but my rational side knows they’d probably know how to twist it to fit their narrative

    Q: What originally got you into DIY
    A: Dave
    Q: Dave?
    A: Yes
    Q: Who’s Dave?
    A: Nobody
    Q: Would you please elavorate?
    A: No

    Q: So have you stopped grooming kids?
    A: No… Yes! FUCK!