• I wouldn’t say alarming but I have many stories of when I was younger and used to drink.

    Fallen asleep on the last bus home and then had to get a taxi back which wasn’t cheap.

    Would be an arrogant prick and call out bouncers for being pricks themselves, alarming as I should have had my shit rocked many times. I spend a year trolling one particular bouncer with slurs about his mum. Dude really wanted me out of range of the cameras.

    Once got so drunk from beer pong that I walked a couple of miles home bent at 90^o forward at the hips.

    Took a piss right in front of a police van and proceeded to be an arrogant prick to them when they asked why I would do it there.