What did you buy that improved your life? linucs ( @linucs@lemmy.ml ) Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 5 months ago message-square65fedilinkarrow-up167
arrow-up167message-squareWhat did you buy that improved your life? linucs ( @linucs@lemmy.ml ) Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 5 months ago message-square65fedilink
minus-square EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ( @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) linkfedilinkEnglish7•edit-25 months agoOh look at Mr./Ms. Fancypants over here who has friends.
minus-square tetris11 ( @tetris11@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilink6•edit-25 months ago…up until now, I actually thought that we were friends. I guess all those deep meaningful convos we had whilst playing Burnout2 and drinking diet Dr Pepper meant nothing to you…
minus-square EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ( @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) linkfedilinkEnglish3•5 months agoIt’s not you; it’s me. We’ve just…drifted apart! turns around, crying
minus-square tetris11 ( @tetris11@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilink2•5 months agoyou just burnout2’d a hole on my chest!
minus-square EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ( @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) linkfedilinkEnglish2•5 months agoI’m sorry. We’ve both said some N0Sty things lately…
minus-square tetris11 ( @tetris11@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilink2•5 months agoI can’t BEAR to hear it anymore!
minus-square EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ( @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) linkfedilinkEnglish2•5 months ago(Wait, where’s a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.) I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you…
minus-square tetris11 ( @tetris11@lemmy.ml ) linkfedilink2•5 months agoI’m definitely not having a WHALE of a time!
minus-square EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ( @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) linkfedilinkEnglish2•5 months agoDOGONNIT it’s getting hard to think of new puns!
minus-square grrgyle ( @grrgyle@slrpnk.net ) linkfedilink2•5 months agoSorry I misspoke. I meant people who I fear socially so I try to stay in their good books
Oh look at Mr./Ms. Fancypants over here who has friends.
…up until now, I actually thought that we were friends. I guess all those deep meaningful convos we had whilst playing Burnout2 and drinking diet Dr Pepper meant nothing to you…
It’s not you; it’s me. We’ve just…drifted apart! turns around, crying
you just burnout2’d a hole on my chest!
I’m sorry. We’ve both said some N0Sty things lately…
I can’t BEAR to hear it anymore!
(Wait, where’s a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.)
I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you…
I’m definitely not having a WHALE of a time!
DOGONNIT it’s getting hard to think of new puns!
Sorry I misspoke. I meant people who I fear socially so I try to stay in their good books