Weirdo can’t keep what actually happened separate from his own fantasies.

Edit: The New York Times has gone around and interviewed other people named “Brown” who might have been on a helicopter with Trump at some point. It wasn’t them either

  • I’ve heard of a helicopter blow job, where the job distributer hangs on a pulley above the bed, rotates to wind up the rope, then puts the member in the mouth, and lets the rope unwind.

    More performance than something else, but it’s the only sex act that is helicopter adjacent.