Weirdo can’t keep what actually happened separate from his own fantasies.
Edit: The New York Times has gone around and interviewed other people named “Brown” who might have been on a helicopter with Trump at some point. It wasn’t them either
- ShinkanTrain ( @ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ) English25•1 month ago
Maybe he meant he went down on Willie Brown on a helicopter
- adarza ( @adarza@lemmy.ca ) English8•1 month ago
he went down on a willie in a helicopter but all he got was a little brown.
Maybe he fantasized about doing that:
“You would have known if I had gone down on a helicopter with Trump,” Brown said Thursday. “I’ve never been on a helicopter with Trump.”
- finley ( @finley@lemm.ee ) English8•1 month ago
time for bed, grandpa
- delirious_owl ( @delirious_owl@discuss.online ) 5•1 month ago
Is this some sort of sex act? What’s a helicopter?
- Akasazh ( @Akasazh@feddit.nl ) 3•1 month ago
I’ve heard of a helicopter blow job, where the job distributer hangs on a pulley above the bed, rotates to wind up the rope, then puts the member in the mouth, and lets the rope unwind.
More performance than something else, but it’s the only sex act that is helicopter adjacent.
- delirious_owl ( @delirious_owl@discuss.online ) 2•1 month ago
Ok GoogleAI, give me a deepfake video recreating the time that Donald Trump went down on Brown’s Willie in the style of a helicopter blowjob
- averyminya ( @averyminya@beehaw.org ) 3•1 month ago
“I’m sorry, I’m not able to display political data at this time”
That’s what it told me when I asked how old Obama was when he was President.
Stupid AI made me have to do math myself because of this >:(
- WHYAREWEALLCAPS ( @WHYAREWEALLCAPS@fedia.io ) 3•1 month ago
I said back in 2016 that he showed classic signs of the onset of dementia.
After no one called Reagan out on how mentally not there he was, why is the press giving Trump a pass? Oh, right, he’s good for ratings and views, so fuck asking the important questions about his mental state. Fucking weird.