•  Elise   ( @xilliah@beehaw.org ) 
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      2 months ago

      🤠 “Yah so I used to run iron mans and one time I punched someone while swimming. Omg at the finish line I totally had to keep going otherwise we’d definitely have gotten into a fight!”

      😐 “…”

      🤠 “I’m a survivor I once ate a duck because I was too proud to take the food from my friends”

      😐 “…”

      🤠 Stares at someone’s ass “Raaaawwrrrrrr”

      😐 “…”

      (disclaimer: based on reality but of course just extreme examples)