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ZeroCool ( ZeroCool@slrpnk.net )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year

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Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year

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ZeroCool ( ZeroCool@slrpnk.net )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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KANSAS CITY, MO—Growing increasingly alarmed as she stared at her boyfriend Travis Kelce’s upcoming 2024 schedule, a horrified Taylor Swift reportedly realized for the first time Friday that football happens every year. “So football…that’s not just a thing Travis did last fall for a couple of months—that’s something that’s going to happen again and again?” […]
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    2 years ago

    Now imagine dating a baseball player 😩 Or a hockey player whose team consistently makes the playoffs 😭

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