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ZeroCool ( ZeroCool@slrpnk.net )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year

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Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year

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ZeroCool ( ZeroCool@slrpnk.net )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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KANSAS CITY, MO—Growing increasingly alarmed as she stared at her boyfriend Travis Kelce’s upcoming 2024 schedule, a horrified Taylor Swift reportedly realized for the first time Friday that football happens every year. “So football…that’s not just a thing Travis did last fall for a couple of months—that’s something that’s going to happen again and again?” […]
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  • Anyolduser ( Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com ) 
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    Jesus, that ending was brutal.

    • roscoe ( roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      Right? The tone really took a turn there. There I was, having a sensible chuckle, and suddenly I was sad

    • Tja ( Tja@programming.dev ) 
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      So are the injuries

  • casmael ( casmael@lemm.ee ) 
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    Tight end tight end tight end tight end tight end tight end

  • moosetwin ( moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    and it will continue happening until the year 17776 and beyond

  • friendly_ghost ( friendly_ghost@beehaw.org ) 
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    Now imagine dating a baseball player 😩 Or a hockey player whose team consistently makes the playoffs 😭

  • DJDarren ( DJDarren@thelemmy.club ) 
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    Different football, but yes.

    Mitchell & Webb

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