•  Mii   ( @mii@awful.systems ) 
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    292 days ago

    This will grant us “the arrival of an alien intelligence.” Those are Schmidt’s literal words.

    Speaking of alien intelligences, my new Silicon Valley blood magic startup has come up with the idea of ritually sacrificing virgins in the hope of summoning Great Cthulhu or Azathoth, as they might have some ideas of solving the climate crisis.

    Not a cult btw.