Please don’t ask why I need this.
It would be great if the food also made me sweat a lot.
It doesn’t need to be something I can easily find.
Please don’t ask why I need this.
It would be great if the food also made me sweat a lot.
It doesn’t need to be something I can easily find.
I have a good option here: Dairy.
Basically, your body can only produce so much Lactase (the thing that breaks down Lactose) at a time. Lactose intolerant people barely produce any Lactase, which is why eating a tiny bit of cheese is OK for them, but they’ll explosively shit themselves if they have a glass of milk.
Anyways, you have a lactase limit, time to find it. An added bonus of this strategy is that your options are a bit more varied: You can load up on cheeses, milkshakes, cream puffs, cheesecake. Regular old milk has the most lactose though, so if you want to shit yourself plentifully and violently, bring a ton of that (and whatever other foods you want, the milk will do the work here). Just don’t try and chug a whole gallon of milk in under 20 minutes, you’ll vomit because it will dilute your stomach acid until instead of digesting it, it’ll curdle in your stomach.
Thanks I hate vomozarella.
I’ll just leave this here… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqbvu8jZBOw
Jesus Christ. I’m glad that video is only in 480p, somethings don’t need to be in 4k.