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minus-square Venus_Ziegenfalle ( @Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ) linkfedilinkEnglish17•4 days agoHumans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you’re growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it. Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.
minus-square tetris11 ( @tetris11@feddit.uk ) linkfedilinkEnglish1•3 days ago Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story. One or two particular strains out of the entire vast diversity of tobacco plants is having the last laugh.
minus-square Feydaikin ( @Faydaikin@beehaw.org ) linkfedilinkEnglish7•4 days ago Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story. Well, it’s not like we’re immortal if we abstain.
minus-square Feydaikin ( @Faydaikin@beehaw.org ) linkfedilinkEnglish8•4 days agoWith a name like The Fartographer, I’m inclined to believe you. 👍
minus-square moody ( @moody@lemmings.world ) linkfedilinkEnglish4•4 days agoUntil proof to the contrary, so am I
minus-square thefartographer ( @thefartographer@lemm.ee ) linkfedilinkEnglish3•4 days agoLet’s go fight in an epic clash of the immortals! First one to die, loses!
minus-square moody ( @moody@lemmings.world ) linkfedilinkEnglish3•4 days agoI dunno, it could go on forever
minus-square CarbonIceDragon ( @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ) linkfedilinkEnglish3•4 days agoEvery second I’ve lived so far, I haven’t died, so if we simply take that pattern and extrapolate it for each future second…
Humans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you’re growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it.
Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.
One or two particular strains out of the entire vast diversity of tobacco plants is having the last laugh.
Well, it’s not like we’re immortal if we abstain.
I am
With a name like The Fartographer, I’m inclined to believe you. 👍
Until proof to the contrary, so am I
Let’s go fight in an epic clash of the immortals! First one to die, loses!
I dunno, it could go on forever
Every second I’ve lived so far, I haven’t died, so if we simply take that pattern and extrapolate it for each future second…