The throne, John, “sitting down”, “dropping cargo” are rather harmless examples. I have marked this NSFW as a precaution. 🫣

Do your best and your worst.

  • “Practicing the tuba” is my go-to with peers, but if I need to be delicate I might say someone “had to step into another room for a minute”. To my family, I say “I’m going to sit down upstairs for a little while” and they know what I mean.