This is a legally binding contract btw

  • I forgot the straw!

    A straw has two holes. As proof, a thought experiment.

    Imagine you have a sheet of paper. You cut a hole in it. You now obviously have one hole.

    Now take another sheet of paper and cut a hole in that one as well. You now very obviously have two holes.

    Now take a third sheet of paper. You join a point on one end to a holed sheet of paper and join a point on the opposite side to the other holed sheet of paper.

    You continue joining points around the holes. Eventually the third sheet of paper becomes a tube. The original two holes are the ends of the tube.

    The third sheet of paper could easily be rolled into a tube by itself, but this is to illustrate that each end of the tub is its own hole.