This is a legally binding contract btw
I just tagged you as “Enemy”
I havent been able to figure out how to tag users on Voyager so this post might genuinely make me have to switch apps to something that will let me.
Good luck, I tried quite a few due to some issue or another. I’m on Thunder now, we’ll see if this one sticks.
Edit: what I obviously means was, with no tag you’ll never see me coming muahahaha
Yo I’m up what kinds of rivalries are you into?
My favorite rivalries are heated
Heh, you might have bit off more than you can chew with this one!
I have a VERY big mouth so I can chew a lot!
Please state 5 things I might have an unpopular opinion on so we can properly start a beef.
Is water wet?
How many holes does a straw have?
Whats the best linux distribution?
Star Wars or Star Trek?
Favorite literary quote?
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…sure.
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1
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Mint
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Trek
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Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking Captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck.” ― David Wong, John Dies at the End
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Water is a wetting liquid, but it’s more about the material it’s in contact with that makes it wet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetting
Best Linux distribution depends on your use case and may change with time. I use Bazzite myself, and set my mom up with Mint. Also, someone should spin up something called Normal Linux specialized for statistics, so it would be a normal distribution.
Both is good.
Anything by Pratchett, he is very quotable. Off the top of my head, Vimes’ economic theory of boots, or the parable of the fire.
Okay but water is rarely just a single molecule and therefore a molecule of water (a weetjng liquid) contacts another molecule of water and makes it wet.
Okay thats a fair point but I refuse to accept “it depends” as an answer in a thread where we are trying to start a fight.
As someone who recently watched all of the Star Wars films, I disagree.
I just can’t argue here since I completely agree.
HOWEVER! I noticed your cowardice! I have caught you! You completely ignored the holes in the straw!!!
I forgot the straw!
A straw has two holes. As proof, a thought experiment.
Imagine you have a sheet of paper. You cut a hole in it. You now obviously have one hole.
Now take another sheet of paper and cut a hole in that one as well. You now very obviously have two holes.
Now take a third sheet of paper. You join a point on one end to a holed sheet of paper and join a point on the opposite side to the other holed sheet of paper.
You continue joining points around the holes. Eventually the third sheet of paper becomes a tube. The original two holes are the ends of the tube.
The third sheet of paper could easily be rolled into a tube by itself, but this is to illustrate that each end of the tub is its own hole.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbnb-HaJ25U
Rubblebucket - “If U C My Enemies” (Official Music Video)
This song slaps! Thanks stranger!
Oh, also. Fuck you op! Friends off!
hey I can do this, i recently stopped using GPL for my code in favour of BSD
Not signing up for the contract! I just want to say a joke
Watch this, it’s all a secret plot to have an enemy to lover story /j
Wtf dont spoil the plan!
I was the true enemy all along for spoiling the plan >:3
Now kiss!
How about we kiss you instead >:3
Your plan turned against you
oh no, whatever shall i do? :3c
The true enemies are the ones we made along the way
Hi! I think you smell and are weird
So fun fact, I actually don’t have a sense of smell. Been to multiple doctors about it and nobody has any idea why.
So I will 100% hand to you that I’m weird because wtf is that but definitionally I do not smell. I am unable to.
That said, for lying to me you have become my greatest enemy!
Huh, weird coincidence, I have a terrible sense of smell too. But I smelled you from across the internet, so what does that say about you? FOUL SMELLING FOE
GAH! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF I SMELL BAD OR NOT WHEN I AM SO BAD AT SMELLING!!
THIS IS WAR!
I wrote a limerick about you.
There once was a poster online
stinking’s their primary crime
their name’s something like ‘Maven’
they needed a savin’
from forgetting to soap all of the time
I bet you think the obstacle coursers defeat the nanoscientist
(ง’̀-‘́)ง
Bring it on
You will learn to fear me!
(ಠ益ಠ)
Fine. You can be my enemy for a now, but I sincerely doubt you can withstand the might of being legally bound.
Are you saying that I’ve made a Mistake(@sopuli.xyz)?
You may have Yee’d your last Haw, pardner
Sacrebleu ! Voilà mon ennemi juré. Notre combat sera épique 💪
You shall be destroyed!
I never expected to find my archrival here, of all places! Have at you!
Maven may be your archrival, but I can be your fedorarival.
I have spent my entire life training for this moment!
I don’t even know what you look like, so now I’m going to have to growl at everyone I meet?
Yes. Exactly
Maven was the bane of my existence for that one summer I tried to make a Minecraft mod, so we already have beef
Now youre the bane of my existence so I hope you enjoyed everything up until now because you won’t get any of it back!
