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  • As an atheist, I had to ask myself how I know people are worshiping a god. In the US, it seems to boil down to a few things:

    1. Giving money to an organization in order to participate with the community
    2. Showing obedience to authority by allowing them to dictate some (but not all) of one’s behavior
    3. Being hyper-focused on how the organization got to where it is today and whether what they do today aligns with its initial values and goals
    4. Performing rituals in hopes of causing specific outcomes

    Based on this, I am already worshiping Apple.

    • I would argue that nobody gives money to their church as a form of community participation. Rather, they give money in the hope that they can buy their way to salvation or as payment to ease their guilty conscience. Probably both.

      • I live in Utah. Mormons are absolutely required to tithe in order to participate in temple ceremonies. I’ve never been LDS, but my understanding is that the accounting for how much you tithe is carefully monitored. It’s also my understanding that you must participate in temple ceremonies to achieve admittance into heaven.

        •  meyotch   ( @meyotch@slrpnk.net ) 
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          211 months ago

          Your statements are correct about the practices of tithing and temple attendance. The things you mention are widely practiced among the faithful. My dear father and oldest brother attend their annual “tithing settlement” while I happily deposit an extra 10% into my savings.

    • I disagree woth the third one, as it implies using critical thinking to evaluate the success of an organisation, be it in a positive or negative light. I haven’t heard a single strongly religious individual immediately agree that Joseph and Mohammed were p*dos, and using that as evidence to make a sound reasoning and evaluation on their religion’s moral principles.