The trick is to replace all the leaders with cowards at once, then you don’t need the warriors?

Hurting my self in medically advisable ways makes the brain work better.

Also I can carry my giant sook of a dog up scary stairs.

I liked this up until they said “however you appear to be both a fool and a coward”. Insults do not tend to change minds, only cause people to be adamant that they are correct.