You know they never would as they are, but you can’t help wishing they might.
Also because we’re imagining nonsense here, this blender is as big as it needs to be to accomplish its task, or things are somehow able to fit into an ordinary sized blender. You have some celestial bodies you think might make a good drink/smoothie? Toss’em into the Imaginary Blender.
watson387 ( @watson387@sopuli.xyz ) 11•7 months agoAntifreeze. It’s always such bright colors. lol
I hear it’s pretty sweet, too.
Fizz ( @Fizz@lemmy.nz ) 7•7 months agoI’ve always wanted to eat a candle. If I could blend up a bar of soap and a candle I think that could be pretty good.
If I had this imaginary blender I’d also blend a few light bulbs because it would be sick to drink a light bulb
ConstableJelly ( @ConstableJelly@beehaw.org ) 5•7 months agoYou seem really passionate about consuming inedible objects, and I admire your forthrightness.
Hazzia ( @Hazzia@discuss.tchncs.de ) 7•7 months agoYou know those putty erasers that you could stretch out and make them super duper soft and fluffy?
I want to consume something with that texture.
edric ( @scytale@lemm.ee ) 5•7 months agoLead is supposedly sweet right?
toast ( @toast@retrolemmy.com ) 5•7 months agoHope. Maybe mix in a little hope
tetris11 ( @tetris11@lemmy.ml ) 2•7 months agoDunno. I want to like it, but I just can’t get rid of that desperate after taste
grooving ( @grooving@lemmy.studio ) 4•7 months agoThe red bit of an eraser
Otter ( @otter@lemmy.ca ) English4•7 months agoI think we need a
/c/forbiddensnacks
communitythere is an old one here, but it’s unmoderated currently: !forbiddensnacks@lemmy.ml
might be easier to make a new one
NoIWontPickaName ( @NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social ) 4•7 months agoHave y’all never seen will it blend?
bionicjoey ( @bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ) 2•7 months agoAs soon as I read your comment I heard the theme song in my head
Do they try to consume what they blend afterward? 😜
ClemaX ( @ClemaX@lemm.ee ) 3•7 months agoPhosphorescent light-rods.