You know they never would as they are, but you can’t help wishing they might.
Also because we’re imagining nonsense here, this blender is as big as it needs to be to accomplish its task, or things are somehow able to fit into an ordinary sized blender. You have some celestial bodies you think might make a good drink/smoothie? Toss’em into the Imaginary Blender.
- watson387 ( @watson387@sopuli.xyz ) 11•10 months ago
Antifreeze. It’s always such bright colors. lol
I hear it’s pretty sweet, too.
- Fizz ( @Fizz@lemmy.nz ) 7•10 months ago
I’ve always wanted to eat a candle. If I could blend up a bar of soap and a candle I think that could be pretty good.
If I had this imaginary blender I’d also blend a few light bulbs because it would be sick to drink a light bulb
- ConstableJelly ( @ConstableJelly@beehaw.org ) 5•10 months ago
You seem really passionate about consuming inedible objects, and I admire your forthrightness.
- edric ( @scytale@lemm.ee ) 5•10 months ago
Lead is supposedly sweet right?
- toast ( @toast@retrolemmy.com ) 5•10 months ago
Hope. Maybe mix in a little hope
- tetris11 ( @tetris11@lemmy.ml ) 2•10 months ago
Dunno. I want to like it, but I just can’t get rid of that desperate after taste
- grooving ( @grooving@lemmy.studio ) 4•10 months ago
The red bit of an eraser
- Otter ( @otter@lemmy.ca ) English4•10 months ago
I think we need a
/c/forbiddensnacks
communitythere is an old one here, but it’s unmoderated currently: !forbiddensnacks@lemmy.ml
might be easier to make a new one
- NoIWontPickaName ( @NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social ) 4•10 months ago
Have y’all never seen will it blend?
- bionicjoey ( @bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ) 2•10 months ago
As soon as I read your comment I heard the theme song in my head
Do they try to consume what they blend afterward? 😜
- ClemaX ( @ClemaX@lemm.ee ) 3•10 months ago
Phosphorescent light-rods.