Around 40 when you value practicality over style.
I’m 39. Stop scaring me.
Skin cancer.
Trap? What’s the trap? It looks like the superior product to me.
There already huh?
Not a trap, an enlightenment! I don’t have a hat like this one but at some point you realize that life is a jungle. Better consider it a safari and enjoy!
Hiking happens.
I strive for the confidence of the park ranger, in this, shorts, a nice breathable polo shirt, doubled white socks and sunscreen still visible. All while being the chillest guy you know. It is not in the hat itself, but there is power in your ability to wear it.
I believe it’s called being born white
I play disc golf.
Sometimes finding my disc is a safari
The trap is realizing that skin cancer on your neck and under your hair is a thing. :/
The guy at the store said I was the only one who’s pulling out.
I get sunburned when exposed for a few minutes, especially the neck. I also have hair loss and sunburn on the head isn’t as fun as it sounds.
It took about a dozen times of burning my pale shaven head to finally succumb. I wish I had started sooner. I have two presently, one with a fold-away cape (like in the picture) to cover the neck and shoulders, and one with a zip-away mosquito net that covers my whole head.
One of us! One of us! Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble.
Yard work.
Retire and fish every day… A man can dream.
Trip because of a rock, land in surveyor school.
