Imagine. Three whole years without pooping.
Diamonds. Diamonds in my butthole.
Shit this dude didn’t lie. Insane.
The rest of us still able to read this post:

It takes years of drinking and chain smoking to learn the dialect but once you do it never goes away.
he’s been*
Damn, I forgot to use a grammar check. English isn’t my native language and I’m always fear the grammar.
This comment wasn’t checked, too.
That’s ok, it’s not like what you’re saying makes no sense. Keep making memes!
Or even “He has been…”
Is this your cakeday meme or are you here even longer? (My app only says “3 years” which could be rounded from all I know)
Cakeday. My app (Voyager) says 3y, but if I click on it, it pops up a timestamp dialogue.

Is he really being on lemmy?
He being
Only 3?

You’ll catch up eventually. Just montage it.
Meh, I’ll wait till an update kill the joining date.
Has it really been that long?
Literally me










