- jabathekek ( @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ) English26•4 months ago
Measuring refractive index of various bald men
- survivalmachine ( @survivalmachine@beehaw.org ) English12•4 months ago
Steve Harvey implicated in recent fake Mars photo scandal.
- henfredemars ( @henfredemars@infosec.pub ) English9•4 months ago
Head bonking machine circa 1950.
In a landmark study, scientists determined that the effects of repeated blows to the head are more physical than psychological and may be associated with negative health outcomes.
- 👍Maximum Derek👍 ( @Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ) English9•4 months ago
HeadArm
- starlord ( @starlord@lemm.ee ) English3•4 months ago
And you’re sure it’ll be natural looking?
- Tolookah ( @Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ) English3•4 months ago
world’s first selfie stick. It went through many iterations before reaching market approval.
- starlord ( @starlord@lemm.ee ) English3•4 months ago
freeze frame “So you’re probably wondering how I got here…”
- (⬤ᴥ⬤) ( @nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English2•4 months ago
a machine for slapping bald people’s heads. truly no job is sacred anymore
- starlord ( @starlord@lemm.ee ) English2•4 months ago
Hold really still…
- MalReynolds ( @MalReynolds@slrpnk.net ) English2•4 months ago
Auto-phrenologist.
- starlord ( @starlord@lemm.ee ) English1•4 months ago
I can feel it working!
- Zerush ( @Zerush@lemmy.ml ) English1•4 months ago
I have read the PP and TOS better, before subscribing and they tattooed a QR code with LASER on my head
- nickwitha_k (he/him) ( @nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ) English1•4 months ago
“And this is the machine that I use to attach lasers to the heads of cafeteria worker so that they may crush my enemies. Would you to see the different lengths of wire that I used to make it?”