Rooskie91 ( @Rooskie91@discuss.online ) English48•2 months agoMe, high as shit: Man idk the cat still looks angry…
illi ( @illi@lemm.ee ) English46•2 months agoIn a fair fight it will win!
Vets learning how to fight dirty
dustycups ( @prex@aussie.zone ) English38•2 months agoI feel like they should have specified:
Use drugs (on the cat)
Naich ( @Naich@lemmings.world ) English23•2 months agoEither will work.
ouRKaoS ( @ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ) English1•2 months agoCats know better than to fuck with a meth head
lelgenio ( @lelgenio@lemmy.ml ) English22•2 months agoMy mind when reading “The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails. It has no code of ethics or consideration for its own future”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhQPzLy5X04
smeg ( @smeg@feddit.uk ) English23•2 months agoIt can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with, it doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead
🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English16•2 months agoIN A FAIR FIGHT, A CAT WILL WIN
Fight dirty; punch the cat below the belt.
general_kitten ( @general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ) English17•2 months agoThe cat is one step ahead, for they have no belt to punch below.
Jay ( @Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ) English15•2 months agoGet high and headbutt your cat.
variants ( @variants@possumpat.io ) English9•2 months agoYou are on your way to vegetarian of the year
Evil_Shrubbery ( @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ) English7•2 months agoI love it when cats headbutt back (seemingly) way too hard, it’s really expressive.
Lux ( @Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English11•2 months agoNah i could fuck a cat up easy
DragonTypeWyvern ( @DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ) English24•2 months agoThings you don’t want to hear a vet tech say for $300
vzq ( @vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English5•2 months agoRight?
Cats aren’t a huge threat. They are vicious but tiny. Long sleeves and gloves and the cat is done for.
Chuymatt ( @Chuymatt@beehaw.org ) English2•2 months agoRose pruning gloves did nothing against Alex… evil little orange bastard.
onion ( @onion@feddit.de ) English3•2 months agoIf your vet even gets in a situation where they’d “have to fight” your cat you probably wanna go to a different vet
Zerush ( @Zerush@lemmy.ml ) English3•2 months ago