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Can I somehow register my history of smuggling things up my ass? Just in case I’m being stopped in traffic…
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Not a single thing about this sounds “routine”
Eh they’re brown diamonds
why he look like he has 44 more diamonds hiding somewhere else that the police didn’t found???
Diamonds are stored in the balls!
Suspect, on the bench at booking time to the guy next to him: “Ha! They missed 1.”
why didn’t you censor out the website, we could have been guessing all sorts of websites like fox news or CNN.
“Now if you don’t mind pissing in this cup for me so I don’t have to force a catheter up your urethra.”
Appearanlty it’s a very common thing for criminals to put drugs up their ass, stories like these have been showing up for years





