I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
ringwraithfish ( @ringwraithfish@startrek.website ) English31•11 months agoVideo game addiction ironically doesn’t affect the teenager.
podperson ( @podperson@lemm.ee ) English4•11 months agoThis one wins
Cagi ( @Cagi@lemmy.ca ) English25•11 months agoWhen the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
ringwraithfish ( @ringwraithfish@startrek.website ) English5•11 months agoAlternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining
mosiacmango ( @mosiacmango@lemm.ee ) English22•11 months agoA boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.
Value Subtracted ( @ValueSubtracted@startrek.website ) English20•11 months agoCaptain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.
zcd ( @zcd@lemmy.ca ) English20•11 months agoTroi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices
i_stole_ur_taco ( @i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ) English19•11 months agoChild actors in an elevator.
SquishyPandaDev ( @SquishyPandaDev@yiffit.net ) English6•11 months agoMight be my favorite bottle episode
f00f/eris ( @ipacialsection@startrek.website ) English18•11 months agoA collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.
_NetNomad ( @_NetNomad@kbin.run ) 17•11 months agoyoung ferengi takes human expression “break a leg” too literally
podperson ( @podperson@lemm.ee ) English15•11 months agoOfficers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.
mosiacmango ( @mosiacmango@lemm.ee ) English13•11 months agoRiker and the boys go to Vegas.
yuri ( @yuri@pawb.social ) English11•11 months agoThe first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.
e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”
The Bard in Green ( @thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz ) English8•11 months agoMan who can’t let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history’s most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
mrbn ( @mrbn@lemmy.ca ) English7•11 months agoMan visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.
Kory ( @Kory@lemmy.ml ) English6•11 months agoA crew member’s mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.
A boy wants to be like Data.
Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.
Thorry84 ( @Thorry84@feddit.nl ) English6•11 months agoDude lays on a bed for three weeks as Troi freaks out.