I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
Video game addiction ironically doesn’t affect the teenager.
This one wins
When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining
A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.
Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices
Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.
Child actors in an elevator.
Might be my favorite bottle episode
A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.
young ferengi takes human expression “break a leg” too literally
Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.
Riker and the boys go to Vegas.
The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.
e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”
Man who can’t let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history’s most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
Removed by mod
Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.
A crew member’s mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.
A boy wants to be like Data.
Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.
