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flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc) ( flamingos@feddit.uk ) M to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 2 years ago

luv me rover, 'ate me small richard

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luv me rover, 'ate me small richard

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flamingos-cant (hopepunk arc) ( flamingos@feddit.uk ) M to okmatewanker@feddit.ukEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Guntrigger ( Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz ) 
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    MORTIFIED. So thoroughly distressed he got his picture taken to be in the Mail.

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  • lars ( lars@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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    There is nothing wrong with, and everything right about, small penises. The more we mock men’s behavior and bodies, the more we ourselves create awful 4×4 behavior.

    All penises are good. Sometimes the people attached are awful.


    Alternatively, imagine saying this about another body part on another gender.

    • Halosheep ( Halosheep@lemm.ee ) 
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      This is some small titty energy.

      … It doesn’t hit the same.

      • kralk ( kralk@lemm.ee ) 
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        Girls with small titties don’t overcompensate by buying land rovers

        • yetAnotherUser ( yetAnotherUser@feddit.de ) 
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          Does anyone with any particular body characteristic overcompensate by purchasing a land rover or it it just meant to mock them by associating them with something they, and the person making the association, perceive as negative?

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    • Wahots ( Wahots@pawb.social ) 
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      Alternatively, imagine saying this about another body part on another gender.

      She must have a small vagina?

      • ArcaneSlime ( ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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        More like “mini cruisers are for women without tits” or “Siennas are for fat women,” or something, but you were thinking in the right direction!

      • chatokun ( chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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        Generally vagina size is mostly incels getting it wrong, but since there is lots of body dismorphia with breast size as well as people who they may be trying to attract having sometimes openly stated preferences in it, I’d say chest or ass size which can be similar is more likely.

        Not that cars would be the compensation. Oh, how the face looks too, as I’ve definitely seen people accuse women of dressing “slutty” because they’re a “butterface.”

    • Hugh_Jeggs ( Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ) 
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      the more we ourselves create awful 4×4 behavior.

      Trying to get my head round your logic here, while ignoring your holier-than-thou boringness

      You’re saying we persuade people to buy big cars if me mock their penises, or they’re more prone to buy one due to their tiny penis?

    • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them] ( WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today ) 
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      Cis men should have their gender dysphoria treated instead of trying to distract themselves with vanity projects like oversized vehicles. Just because you like their body the way it is doesn’t mean you can dictate what they should want. Nothing wrong with a small penis, but that doesn’t mean everyone has to want that.

      Alternatively, imagine saying this about another body part on another gender.

      Trans women eggs should probably realize they’re eggs and transition (if that’s feasible where they are and if not, go to somewhere where it is feasible) rather than having dysphoria beards, working out stereotypically masculine muscles groups, and acting hypermasculine to cover-up for their insecurities.

      • Hugh_Jeggs ( Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ) 
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        Is it usually at this point in the conversation when people excuse themselves and go talk to the cat instead of you? 😂

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    Where can I get these?

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      They’re by Foka Wolf: https://www.fokawolf.com/pages/downloads

      direct link to pdf: https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0721/5687/3008/files/4x4_a3.pdf?v=1679586392

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    Never let them see you cry.

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    Wait, this isn’t the onion?

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    What tf does someone need a 4x4 for in the UK? Roads are too narrow over there to begin with to drive american sized douche-wagons (although my memories are from 2010, kinda doubt that’s changed though)

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      In Surrey I watch F-150s tear up the streets on a daily basis. I think one day I thought I was going insane because I swear to god I saw three separate Hiluxes (Hili?) on a 5 minute walk.

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    • ThirdWorldOrder ( ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee ) 
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      Why would a lesbian need a penis enlargement

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        Transfemme lesbian maybe?

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