The trees voted for the ax because the handle was made of wood.
ah yes, pulpulism.
Goddammit that’s good.
Thank you kind friar
To be more realistic the wolfox would be saying he is going to eat all the sheep, and the sheep will be talking amongst themselves saying he’ll settle down once he gets into power and what he is saying is just to anger the wokes
Honestly I think you’re giving the sheep’s human counterparts too much credit. They don’t acknowledge that they are potential prey, even while actively being victimized.
We’ll be able to push the wolf to the left after the election!
This is so 2015…now it would be “Once elected, I will murder every single one of you” and they would reply with joy in unisson: “Hurrah, free lamb chops for everyone, you’re our saviour!!!”
“If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!”
Or “Once I am elected, meat is back on the menu boys!”
The half the sheep cheer and tell him to eat those other annoying sheep over there.
“once put into power, i will only be consuming the sheep deemed by democratic voting, to be the least productive, happy, and likeable members of the flock.”
wait is this just eugenics?
What?! the sheep eating Wolf is eating us sheeps; who could foreseen this!?
since when did foxes kill sheep
wake up sheeple!!!