- Andy ( @andrewrgross@slrpnk.net ) 23•3 months ago
It’s just a mobility assistance device.
This meme is like laughing at the idea of wheelchair ramps because you think they’re for people who are wrapped up around the legs like mummies.
Don’t forget I was actually the person who searched for this product in the first place
- corsicanguppy ( @corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ) English3•3 months ago
Tore my e.spinalis on the one side - like, all of it - and was a wreck for weeeeeeks. Truly, the loo was the scariest place in the house.
“I’m to young to need handles and bars everywhere,” I thought to myself. But, maybe I’m not.
Those echo flex units are cheap by the half-dozen and can be set to only allow outgoing calls for help. Just saying.
- lolola ( @lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 6•3 months ago
I didn’t know toilet capacity was measured in the hundreds of pounds
Edit: I hate to explain jokes but I was referring to the quantity of mass going into the toilet, not onto it.
- I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) 2•3 months ago
Once you have mobity issues, movement typically goes down while caloric intake stays the same.
- GBU_28 ( @GBU_28@lemm.ee ) English1•3 months ago
Critical thinking: the weight capacity refers to the mobility handles.
- Dr. Wesker ( @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ) English5•3 months ago
It’s like a subway handle for pooping.
- Chozo ( @Chozo@fedia.io ) 8•3 months ago
So, a subway handle.
- Aggravationstation ( @Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ) 3•3 months ago
I need one that has a plunger on the other end.
- Nate ( @alphapuggle@programming.dev ) English3•3 months ago
Actively going through this rn, could use it
- reallykindasorta ( @reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net ) 3•3 months ago
There’s a towel bar in front of my toilet (small bathroom) and holding onto it during a poop can absolutely elevate your form. Mind you I have a squatty potty too so this is an advanced technique.
- HonkyTonkWoman ( @HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee ) 2•3 months ago
JANET! Let the cat out of the toilet…