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Lasagne - I got layers.

Orzo. I always tried to be like someone I’m not. Now I’m neither rice nor pasta.

Fusilli, because I’m screwed

Macaroni because I’m hollow inside, and unlike penne, have no point

Spaghetti, because Im lanky, and annoying to handle when Im cooked

I will block out the sun with my lasagne body! All will fear me! All will obey me!

Linguine. You’re expecting some strong, has-it-together fettuccine, but instead I’m a plateful that can barely hold it together and is trying to play pretend at being one of the better pastas.

Macaroni because I have an unhealthy obsession with cheese.

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I would be mushroom bowtie farfalle (which I enjoy often) because I’m always just out of reach, even to myself.

I’d love to say campanelle, because I’m fun and stuff.

I’m a gnocchi, because I’m potato.

Bow tie pasta/Farfalle cuz I’m goofy

(I used to love eating those raw when I was little, how my teeth weren’t affected is something for an episode of Unsolved Mysteries.)

Mafaldine because I look cute with little ruffles and there’s nothing remotely straight about me

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