- Spendrill ( @Spendrill@lemm.ee ) 20•3 months ago
Lasagne - I got layers.
- ClassifiedPancake ( @ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de ) 16•3 months ago
Orzo. I always tried to be like someone I’m not. Now I’m neither rice nor pasta.
- Thavron ( @Thavron@lemmy.ca ) 6•3 months ago
Or gnocchi!
- Che Banana ( @The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ) 13•3 months ago
Fusilli, because I’m screwed
- eezeebee ( @eezeebee@lemmy.ca ) English10•3 months ago
Macaroni because I’m hollow inside, and unlike penne, have no point
- manuallybreathing ( @manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml ) 10•3 months ago
Spaghetti, because Im lanky, and annoying to handle when Im cooked
- MajorMajormajormajor ( @MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ) 8•3 months ago
I will block out the sun with my lasagne body! All will fear me! All will obey me!
- Rose Thorne(She/Her) ( @NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ) 8•3 months ago
Linguine. You’re expecting some strong, has-it-together fettuccine, but instead I’m a plateful that can barely hold it together and is trying to play pretend at being one of the better pastas.
- Call me Lenny/Leni ( @shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee ) English3•3 months ago
I love linguine though.
- Devdogg ( @Devdogg@lemmy.ml ) English2•3 months ago
I love lingerie though.
- Call me Lenny/Leni ( @shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee ) English2•3 months ago
Is that a local delicacy?
Macaroni because I have an unhealthy obsession with cheese.
- Call me Lenny/Leni ( @shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee ) English4•3 months ago
I would be mushroom bowtie farfalle (which I enjoy often) because I’m always just out of reach, even to myself.
- apotheotic (she/her) ( @apotheotic@beehaw.org ) English3•3 months ago
Mafaldine because I look cute with little ruffles and there’s nothing remotely straight about me
- ⚛️ Color 🎨 ( @Corno@lemm.ee ) avesta3•3 months ago
Bow tie pasta/Farfalle cuz I’m goofy
(I used to love eating those raw when I was little, how my teeth weren’t affected is something for an episode of Unsolved Mysteries.)
- Tolookah ( @Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ) 3•3 months ago
I’d love to say campanelle, because I’m fun and stuff.
I’m a gnocchi, because I’m potato.
- ouRKaoS ( @ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ) 2•3 months ago
Tri-color Rotini, since my color would be the first thing people noticed around all the other pasta.
- averyminya ( @averyminya@beehaw.org ) 2•3 months ago
I’d want to be a spaghetti but I’d probably be a penne.
- Thavron ( @Thavron@lemmy.ca ) 1•3 months ago
Orichiette. Cause they’re like little bowls of sauce on their own. Each one of them a tiny flavour universe.
- Akasazh ( @Akasazh@feddit.nl ) 2•3 months ago
I’m all ears