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OttoVonNoob ( OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca )  to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

I was made a humerous man...hopefully this doesn't send me south..

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I was made a humerous man...hopefully this doesn't send me south..

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OttoVonNoob ( OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca )  to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • IDew ( IDew@lemm.ee ) 
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    I don’t at all understand churches advertising… Maybe because of my European ass? To my knowledge churches are not about profit? I get that you want to announce your service times and such, but put that in a small column in a newspaper for the ones interested or something lol

    • GenderNeutralBro ( GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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      In America, all things are about profit.

    • nickwitha_k (he/him) ( nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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      American megachurches are for-profit multimedia empires, doomsday cults, illegal political influence organizations, human trafficking rings, and shields for those who commit sex crimes, in an expensive, tailored trenchcoat.

    • half coffee ( half@lemy.lol ) 
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      The church in the ad is particularly harmful. I had to fight to get out of it, and only after they took 10% of my income for years and trafficked me. They want money, power, and control, not increased numbers at their services.

      • Chuymatt ( Chuymatt@beehaw.org ) 
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        White and delightsum.

        Also, gotta increase their 35billion in holdings to make the elders more obscenely rich.

    • The Cuuuuube ( Cube6392@beehaw.org ) 
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      Duuuude American mega-churches are PURELY profit oriented

    • davel [he/him] ( davel@lemmy.ml ) 
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      The gods demand more believers to increase their mana.

      • MeetInPotatoes ( MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml ) 
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        Not everything is so Black & White ;)

    • Match!! ( match@pawb.social ) 
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      in America everything is about profit

    • Lemonyoda ( Lemonyoda@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      Oh my sweet child…

  • ryannathans ( ryannathans@aussie.zone ) 
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    I don’t get it

    • The Cuuuuube ( Cube6392@beehaw.org ) 
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      So. In pornography you’ll have a thumbnail that’s focused on what gets people intrigued to see a model perform, the face. This church is using a thumbnail for their ad that looks SHOCKINGLY like a porn promo thumbnail. Reason being sex sells

    • StaySquared ( StaySquared@lemmy.ml ) Banned
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      Removed by mod

  • Frog ( Frog@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Imagine both of them kneeling down, looking up at you, then they open their mouth and stick out their tongues, maintainin eye contact. They are ready to receive the Horny Cum, I mean the Holy Communion.

    • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬 ( Dirk@lemmy.ml ) 
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      To eat the flesh!

      • HelixDab2 ( HelixDab2@lemm.ee ) 
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        This is my body, this is my blood. Happy are they who come to my supper.

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