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- technology@lemmy.zip
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Lol i named myself “AI Toothbrush” on a bunch of platforms way back in like 2018 before all the ai shit and its kinda coming back at me.
I still jerk off manually
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God I can only imagine spoonkid reading this sponsor out and it wouldn’t even sound off
Of course you do.
Can I reuse the graphics card from my blockchain toothbrush?
No, the DRM prevents you. You’ll need to subscribe to the premium toothbrush package.
What a fucking ridiculous use of resources and energy.
this. ⬆️
Hahaha. Not for my fucking teeth. I’ll use a wire brush before I use a fucking AI toothbrush.
Wait till you learn that your rice cooker uses fuzzy logic
Our rice cooker’s only “logic” is a spring that lifts the bowl off the element once enough water has evaporated.
*Inspects saucepan*
It does? Wow this technology stuff is more insidious than I thought.
I don’t have or use a rice cooker. Not that that makes me special. I cook my rice in the oven using the Alton Brown method.
That makes you special
Rice4life
I just have an electric toothbrush that stays on for 2 mins and pulses every 30 sec to let me know to switch to a different “quarter” of my teeth. That’s literally all the smarter it needs to be. Why the fuck is AI being added.
Fuck off, not happening.
this ‘AI’ all the things stuff really reminds me of the ‘smart’ all the things trend from a few years back… sooner or later people will realize exactly what should and should not be connected like this… like ‘smart/ai’ rice cookers and washing machines… and toothbrushes… like WHY??
Jokes aside, what practical purpose does this actually serve…?
Sounds like clickbait
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