- Nougat ( @Nougat@fedia.io ) 60•1 month ago
If it’s black, panic. If it’s brown, panic. If it’s white, panic.
Always panic.
- chevy9294 ( @chevy9294@monero.town ) English3•1 month ago
What if it’s black and white? And what about the gray one with a bag?
- Nougat ( @Nougat@fedia.io ) 3•1 month ago
ALWAYS PANIC
- cheesymoonshadow ( @cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world ) English24•1 month ago
Good thing black is all we’ve ever seen in our yard.
- PsychedSy ( @PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English5•1 month ago
Pet it. Boop that snoot.
- captain_oni ( @captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English3•1 month ago
If you boop the snoot, will it droop?
- Curious Canid ( @Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca ) English20•1 month ago
My sister lives in Alaska. The locals say that you can tell if you’re in grizzly territory by checking any bear poop you find. If it contains bells and smell like bear spray, you know there are grizzlies nearby.
- qjkxbmwvz ( @qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ) English9•1 month ago
When I visited Alaska, they said you should always take the sights off your rifle. That way it doesn’t hurt as much when the grizzly shoves it up your ass.
- Evil_Shrubbery ( @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ) English13•1 month ago
What do I do in event I encounter a sun bear?
- bingbong ( @bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English8•1 month ago
Give it a tootsie pop and see how many licks it takes to get to the center
- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English5•1 month ago
Ask for a BJ.
- dogsoahC ( @dogsoahC@lemm.ee ) English12•1 month ago
Ursaring, Pangoro, and Beartic are all weak to Fighting. So, just make sure you’ve got your Lucario at hand and Calm Mind-ed up, and pummel them with Aura Sphere. That way, you can also keep your distance.
(Yes, I know Pangoro is a panda and not a black bear. But, uhm, uh… shut up!)
- hopesdead ( @hopesdead@startrek.website ) English11•1 month ago
- Localhorst86 ( @Localhorst86@feddit.org ) English9•1 month ago
If it’s white, chances are I already died of hypothermia.
- PeriodicallyPedantic ( @PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ) English9•1 month ago
Strangely applies to American police, too
Edit:
upon reflection, this sounds like I think white cops are better. What I meant to say is that the white cops are just gonna shoot you so gg.- sparkle ( @sparkle@lemm.ee ) English2•1 month ago
- LibertyLizard ( @LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ) English5•1 month ago
Response to a bear attack depends on the type of attack, not the type of bear.
If it’s a defensive attack, play dead. If it’s a predatory attack, then fight back.
- jadelord ( @jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de ) English3•1 month ago
Fight back? O rly?
- MajorHavoc ( @MajorHavoc@programming.dev ) English6•1 month ago
Black Bears mostly want a nice berry, or a poorly placed bear cooler.
Most Black Bear attacks seem to be because, in their mind, they’re buying time for their cubs to run away.
An average Black Bear is not looking for a prolonged fight. They’re still quite good at if, if they get the idea they need to.
So the prevailing wisdom, for Black Bears, is do whatever it takes to avoid them. But if attacked, do whatever it takes to make the bear think twice about whether they really want to fight. Because unlike Grizzlies and Polar Bears, a Black Bear may well change it’s mind.
- Evil_Shrubbery ( @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ) English3•1 month ago
So racist.
Do you even know the whites are the least privileged?
/s (but also really sad)
- Crozekiel ( @Crozekiel@lemmy.zip ) English3•1 month ago
I read the title as “Oh beans” and somehow it still fits, lol.
- jet ( @jet@hackertalks.com ) English2•1 month ago
https://youtu.be/v6iDtvGbIOU (Polar Bear vs Walrus Colony)
If your going into polar bear country bring along your pet walrus to protect you
- flora_explora ( @flora_explora@beehaw.org ) English2•1 month ago
:'(